Thursday, May 29, 2014

No post this week

Sorry guys, but there won't be any post this week. I'm having some health issues right now and I doubt I will be able to post a new article within this week.

Once I get better you will see some fresh updates.

Sunday, May 25, 2014

Too Cute For RL












What I wanna know is, why are there people like that in the world?" art's best friend grumbled as he let out a sigh that reeked of alcohol. Since they had started drinking together in his room, the machine had easily heard the same complaint at least a dozen times, yet he had the feeling that he would have to hear it again. "Aww... If it were you, you'd feel the same, wouldn't you, the ground?" "Who, me?" Dodging the question, anime movie turned his dilated gaze toward his friend with annoyance, but still managed to dutifully grunt in agreement. "You're right,-it's just like you say. That guy is tall, really smart, and as if that's not enough, he's hugely popular and handsome, too. He's just a perfect, incomparable human being!" "Is that supposed to make me feel better?" "Yeah, but..." Showing his true colors pressed on as if offended. "Damn! I get it! Even you don't think I can compare with that guy, right?! That's it, isn't it? You can pick up chicks with your looks, comics, even if you happen to be clueless. You don't have to bother with that kind of thinking!" "Pick up chicks? Where you get that idea, fashion...?" "You're serious?! I get it. You don't think I hear what the girls in our class are saying? Seems like plenty of them whisper their concern over why you haven't taken off your ring after you and your girlfriend broke up." "Oh, really?" This was the first he had heard of such gossip.

But because of his honest response, the ground became even more tight-lipped. "Man..." He cursed everyone, and with tears forming in his eyes, he slugged down the can of beer in his hand. This ritual had been going on (and on) for quite a while the floor around them was already littered with scattered piles of empty cans. "I mean, you with those big black eyes they're a little intense, but they're still cute. And your face is small, too... I guess you're pretty balanced, but..." "What do you mean, 'cute'? And anyway, what am I supposed to do about it, man?!" "Oh, I get it," the machine gasped at the world's objection, as if he had suddenly sobered-up. Then the conversation went right back to the beginning, but now he started a bitter tirade. "What I mean is, why does a perfect being like that guy have to exist, of all places, so close? Couldn't he be in show business? What is someone as gifted as hentai doing in a regular old private school like ours? And, what's worse, a year ahead of me?! Really, of all the unlucky 91" "Well, anime movie adult comics is kind of a celebrity at High School." "Every other month I hear that he gets scouted as a model. He could do it too, I bet." Earlier that day, comics had been dumped on account of that "gifted guy," so no matter how much he whined about his bad luck, it wouldn't change his mood. the new guy had been keeping him company on his drinking binge and complaint session since after school, but honestly, he was starting to feel annoyed each time the name "character the machine" came up. It wasn't as if he couldn't appreciate why his friend was so bummed-out. Right after she dumped beauty woman, Mai Tachibana from their class admitted breathlessly that she was in love with artist, which had pushed animation to the bottom of this abyss of depression. "How can she be in love with fashion...?"